Herro dere and salutations, I am Angie and I am one hot fuck… kidding~
Well first off my excuse in life is “I’m Asian”
Obviously I just pointed out I am Asian so technically it is therefore known by majority of people I can’t use knives and forks for shit, chopsticks all the way brah.
But anyway I am one vulgar person and ask anyone I know they’ll all tell you that I say “That’s what she said” at least 69 times a day. *See what I did there?*
I love British accents. Nuff said. They turn me on, seriously. They’re so hot.
I like trains.
I hate it when people ask me whether I’m Japanese or Chinese, and when people ask me what “Ching Chong China” means. FUCK YOU BREW IT’S NOT FUCKING CHINESE.
Well, I reblog whatever the fuck I want on tumblr so yeah.
I hate it when my parents go all Asian on my ass.
“WHY YOU NO SMART LIKE OTHER KIDS?”
“WHY YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT?”
“WHY DID I HAVE TO GIVE DUH BIRTH TO AN UGRY BABY LIKE YOU DUH?”
“I RUV RICE”
Shit man, I get this stuff every day.
I like to exaggerate my Asianess and replace the letter ‘L’ with the letter ‘R’ and insert the word ‘duh’ whenever I feel like it.
e.g. I love rice
I RUV DUH RICE.
I love frogs <3
Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate.